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                          Teacher Students Jokes                    

Maths Jokes                   

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'  

Formula

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?  

SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O  

Author: PRABHAS MANJARI KANTI Kantilo

Exam 

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.'
Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time. 

Help

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'
Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher: why?
Student: because you don’t have any hair.

                 Husband Wife Jokes

EX-Lover
Wife: Hey! look at that funny guy who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: Well, 5 years ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god! He is still celebrating his freedom....

Your Jokes

(1)Extra Office Work

 The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." 

 

Author: SMITARANI SAHOO , Bhubaneswar

Circumcision

Two five year old boys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and says, "What are you in here for?"

The other says, "Circumcision."

Author: BRAMHANANDA SAHOO  Bijipur, Nayagarh

                                                                 Bad News

A secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained.

"Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary.

"You're not sterile."
Author: SONALI DEB  Kolkata

 Swarg & Nark
What is swarg?
American Salary
German Car
Chinees Food &
INDIAN Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Foo
Chinees Car &
INDIAN Salary

Author : Manas Ranjan Mohanty , Nayagarh